The Boss: Dilbert, I need you to wear this harazzmat suit when you meet with Tina.
Tina will also be wearing a harazmatt suit.
The suits will prevent you from trying to harass each other.
You won't be able to speak directly.
A radio inside the suit will transmit your words to our human resources department.
Human resources will scrub your sentences of any inappropriate content before delivery.
Dilbert: Doyon wear a harrazzmat suit when you talk to Tina privately?
The Boss: No, but she wears three of them.