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Wally: May I borrow your headphones while you're at lunch?
Dilbert: would they touch your ears?
WALLY: Yes.
Dilbert:I reject your request. I don't want cooties on my headphones.
Dilbert: Plus, you never return anything you borrow.
Wally: Why would you care if my ears touch something you will neve see again?
Lets meet halfway. I'll return the headphones, but they will smell of me forever.
Dilbert: Then you might as well just keep them!
It doesnt feel like he met me halfway.
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