Dogbert: All of your employees are fat and unhealthy. That's why you should replace your outdated cubicles with treadmill desks. My company makes a treadmill desk that requires no electricity.
The Boss: What if the employees don't like it?
Dogbert: They already hate everything about their jobs there's no real downside.
The Boss: Good point.
Dogbert: I know. I'll send you one of our demo units so you can test it out.
The boss: I finally feel as if I'm getting somewhere.