Dilbert: I put together a plan for our data center project.
The Boss: We don't need a plan we're an agile company. It's better to move fast and fix our mistakes as we go.
Dilbert: You're thinking of software. Where the cost of mistakes is low, this is a construction project.
The Boss: That data center will be full of software, will it not?
Dilbert: Yes, but...
The Boss: Don't be afraid of change.
Dilbert: What if I rapidly make a plan and tell you I didn't? Is that agile enough for you?
The Boss: I'll need to google that.