Male Employee: Do you have an hour to meet next week?
Dilbert: Let me check my calendar. Next week is not good.
Male Employee: You don't have one hour of free time all week?
Dilbert: Well, this is awkward. The problem isn't my schedule so much as your total lack of value relative to my alternatives.
Male Employee: Maybe we could meet over lunch?
Dilbert: I like to focus on my sandwich.