Wally: I'm having a bad technology day. My phone keeps freezing, my printer isn't working, and our network is down.
Wally: My car's warning lights look like a Christmas tree, and my laptop won't boot up. Maybe its all just coincidence but I don't think we can take that chance. May I have permission to lock myself in a lead-lined box to protect the rest of the company?
The Boss: How will I know you're really in a lead-lined box?
Wally: YOu'll know because your phone will be working fine.
The Boss: My phone is still working that man is a hero.