The Boss: I need someone to run some test scripts on the new software.
Dilbert: I can do that my project is on hold until the new hardware arrives.
The Boss: Great, I'll need you to run the same tests on every version until final release.
Dilbert: Um... I was only volunteering to do it once it isn't my job to do all the testing.
The Boss: Too late. You're the test script guy now.
Dilbert: You're adding an entirely new job to my existing job!
The Boss: Don't you want to be a team player?
Dilbert: Of course I do.
The Boss: Good. I just put you on the losing team.