Boss: Wally will train you for your new job. You'll need to figure out how much of what he says is real training and how much is career sabotage.
Man: Career sabotage?
Boss: Employees don't like competition. Only the top 20% get bonuses. They'll do what they can to keep you out of that group.
Man: I assume you're exaggerating.
Boss: You'll see.
Wally: Has anyone told you about no-pants Fridays?