Boss: The job market is so tight that I had to hire this NPC.
Boss: Non-player character. It's a video game term for a character that is programmed.As opposed to being an avatar for a human player. An NPC has limited programmed responses. Watch this. How's your day going?
NPC: Not bad for a Monday.
Boss: Can you help me on my project?
NPC: I am too busy:
Boss: What do you think of management?
NPC: They are all dumb.
Wally: I just bonded with that thing.
Boss: See how fast you get used to it?