Dilbert: I'm turning off my digital devices so I can spend some time with my thoughts.
Dogbert: That sounds like a terrible idea. Do you remember what your quiet thoughts were like?
Dilbert: Not really. But how bad could it be? This isn't so bad. Just a bit boring.
Five minutes later.
Dilbert: I'm getting the shakes. The boredom has metastasized. Gaaaa!!! The boredom is overwhelming! Kill me! Kill me!
Dogbert: Maybe you should have tried being with people.
Dilbert: It was already bad enough.