tina: i don't appreciate the sarcastic text message you sent me.
dilbert: that wasn't sarcastic.
tina: yes, it was.
dilbert: wouldn't i be a better authority than you about my own intentions?
tina: only if i could trust you. but i can't trust you.
dilbert: give me one good reason why you shouldn't trust me.
tina: because you send sarcastic text messages.
tina: and here comes the mansplaining.