carol, asok and dilbert at a conference table.
asok: what's wrong?
dilbert distressed: gaaaa!!! never ask about the sigh!
dilbert: it's a trap to make you listen to a distressing story full of woe.
carol: my husband is a hunter and he wants me to learn how to skin and cook his kills.
asok: that doesn't sound so bad.
dilbert: wait for it.
carol: he's a serial killer.
dilbert: and there it is.