office worker: why are you telling everyone my project got canceled?
dilbert: i never said anything like that.
office worker: you're such a liar. i saw your email to ted.
dilbert: if i show you that email right now, and it says nothing about your project... will you admit you were wrong and humbly apologize to me?
office worker: i don't think i can commit to that.
dilbert: well, anyway, here it is, and you can plainly see you were wrong.
office worker: this looks photo-shopped.
dilbert: i don't see a winning path for me here.