the boss to dilbert: ...and then i need you to...
notification sound from dilbert's phone.
the boss: don't do it. don't check that message.
dilbert: but it might be important.
the boss: it isn't more important than listening to your boss.
dilbert: i have no way of knowing that.
dilbert yelling: look! there's a squirrel on the printer!
the boss turns around: i don't see a squirrel.
the boss: did you check your phone?
dilbert: was i suppose to just sit here and watch you looking for squirrels?