wally at team meeting.
wally: i've been asked to lead this project toward failure so my boss can convince our ceo to cancel it.
wally: i'd like all of the competent people on the team to step aside, while the drooling incompetents who remain drive it into a ditch.
office worker: how can we know who among us are the competent ones?
wally: well, for starters, they don't ask that question.