Dilbert: Ben, from marketing, is here to give us a preview of our new tv ad.
Ben: The opening scene shows a bunch of men who are weak and stupid, failing to solve a common problem. Then a confident and strong woman enters and solves the problem with ease.
Dilbert: Isn't that incredibly sexist?
Ben: No, because only the men are weak and stupid.
Dilbert: And that's not sexist?
Ben: Why are you being so weak and stupid? You sound like a bigot.
Dilbert: I'll be quiet now.
Wally: As quickly as it began, the rebellion was quashed.