dilbert: what do you think?
boss: this will never work.
dilbert: this isn't a prototype. this is the finished software, and it's working.
boss: i don't see how you can get this done in time.
dilbert: it's already done. you are literally using it while we are talking.
boss: we don't have the resources to program this.
dilbert yelling: it's already done! you. are. using. it. right. now!
boss: you'd better settle down, or you'll never get this finished.