boss: i don't want employees who are only working for the money. i want employees who are working to make the world a better place.
dilbert: how does working here make the world a better place? half of our products cause cancer, and the other half don't work at all.
wally: we don't even pay taxes. one could argue that every day we spend working here makes the planet a little bit worse.
boss: is that why i never see you doing any work?
wally: when did it become a crime to care about people? sheesh!