co-worker: i can't support this project because you're all a bunch of corrupt, godless communists.
dilbert: just out of curiosity, where did you get your education?
co-worker: i learned everything i need to know on social media.
dilbert: how does that help you evaluate a technical proposal?
co-worker: it's simple. i take one look at all of your faces, and i know everything i need to know.
co-worker looking at wally: i mean, look at this guy's face. he's obviously a grifter.
wally: lucky guess.
co-worker looking at alice: this one obviously has anger issues.
dilbert: i demand a larger sample size!
co-worker: whatever geek face.