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boss: i hired an elbonian consultant because we couldn't afford anyone local.
dilbert: have you ever consulted in this country?
elbonian consultant: no, but people are people, so i assume it isn't that different from elbonia.
boss: that's enough chitchat. tell us what we should do about the problems in our distribution system.
elbonian system: i recommend executing one of your distributors as a warning to the others.
boss: i'm going to need a second opinion.
elbonian consultant: my second opinion is that your barber must hate your guts.
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