dogbert: i discovered a way to make time stand still.
dilbert: that isn't possible.
dogbert: i'll prove it. i just need to find something on my phone and show it to you. looking... looking... here it is! wait... no, that isn't it. looking... looking...
dilbert distressed: gaaa! i'm so bored watching you look through your phone!!! time is standing still! you win...and i hate you.
dogbert: totally worth it.