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dilbert: your method of calculating the safety statistics is flawed.
monkey man: wow. wait until i tell everyone you don't think safety matters.
dilbert: i...didn't say that. i'm talking about the way you measured it.
monkey man yelling: it's too late to walk it back now!
dilbert: i'm not "walking it back." i'm clarifying.
monkey man: there's nothing to clarify, you hate safety.
dilbert yelling and waving arms: stop putting words in my mouth!! i'm a better authority on what i think than you are!!!
boss in hallway: what was all that yelling about?
monkey man: dilbert thinks safety doesn't matter.
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