dilbert: and by using this system, we will drastically reduce theft.
co-worker: that's the dumbest think i have ever heard. no one can stop theft everywhere in the world.
dilbert: i said we would reduce it, not eliminate it. and only for our own products.
co-worker: so, in other words, it won't work.
dilbert: it works to reduce theft.
co-worker: but you admit there will be theft.
dilbert standing and yelling: what is wrong with you????
co-worker: hey, i'm not the one who is in favor of theft.