dilbert: maybe i could permanently work at home.
boss: on video conference: no problem. i just need a few things from you to make sure you are working.
dilbert: such as?
boss: well. obviously, i need frequent status reports.
dilbert: sounds reasonable.
boss: and i'll need to track your keystrokes and your phone's location.
dilbert: wow. well, okay. i guess i can get used to that in return for my freedom to work at home.
boss: now that I've loosened you up. let's talk about fitting you for a body cam.