Bribe One Judge

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Bribe One Judge - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, business ethics, consumer, lawsuit, assignment, judge, bribe, lawyer, insult

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dogbert to boss: you have over seven hundred consumer lawsuits filed against you. if i can get them all assigned to the same judge, you only have to bribe one person. boss: are you even a lawyer? dogbert: heavens, no, and i didn't come here to be insulted.