in board room.
boss: industry trends just turned our way by total luck. we have to act fast! i need to implement some kind of change so it looks as if i caused the increase in profits that will happen anyway. does anyone have any ideas?
dilbert: no, because we're already perfectly situated to take advantage of the trend.
boss upset: that doesn't help me! i can't take credit for our future profits unless i do something i can say made a difference.
dilbert: maybe you could implement some sort of bogus company culture training program.
one week later.
dogbert presenting on a stage: it's important to realize you're all idiots.
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