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dogbert: can you please stop talking so loudly on your zoom calls?!!!
dilbert at home in front of laptop: i'm sorry, but i pay the mortgage, and i have a right to make as much noise as i want in my own house.
dogbert: oh, wow. did you really play the "mortgage card" on me?
dogbert: this is war! wait until you see what i do in the background of your next zoom call. i don't want to ruin the surprise, but think of the number-one worst thing you can imagine me doing. are you picturing it in your mind? it's bad isn't it? now imagine at the same time i also start doing the second-worst thing you can imagine.
dilbert: noooo!!!!
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