The Boss: Alice, I want your honest opinion on my plan. Don't hold back.
Alice: Your plan looks like a monkey vomited on a dictionary.
The Boss: I remind my request for honesty,.
Alice: Your plan is terrific!
Dilbert: are these user specifications complete?
Ted: No, I plan to add requirements as you build the app until you have no hope of success and you fantasize about strangling me.
Dilbert: Do you know what isn't as refreshing as you'd hope?
Dilbert: It will take four weeks to build the app, unless there are unforeseen problems.
how often do we have unforeseen problems?
Dilbert: One hundred percent of the time.
Then whats the point of estimating a completion date?
Dilbert: I was hoping to make you stop talking but t dint work.