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Nanorobots In Wally Slow Down

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Tags: laziness, work ethic, technology, robot, nanobot, motivation Transcript

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Catbert: The nanobots we injected into your bloodstream to make you a better employee are slowing down. Your blood is demotivating the nanorobots and making them useless. You're killing them! Gaaa!!! It's a massacre in there! Wally: They had it coming.

Wally Gets Nano Robot Injection

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Tags: nanorobot, nanobot, health, motivation, work ethic Transcript

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Catbert: For our employee wellness program we will inject nanorobots into your bloodstream to keep you free of disease. The nanorobots will also rewire your brain to make you a more effective worker. You might even feel motivated. Wally: Those robots are going to be disappointed.

Nano Robots Are The New Health Plan

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Tags: technology, robots, invention, health, big business, corporation, nanobot Transcript

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CEO: We're replacing the employee health plan with nanorobot technology. We'll insert tiny medical robots into their lower digestive tracts to keep them healthy forever. Boss: So, our plan is to shove robots up... CEO: Only until the robots can replace them.

Boss Survives Fall From Bridge

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Tags: accident, falling, walking, help, emergency, apathy Transcript

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Boss: I survived falling off the bridge when we were taking our long walk to discuss business. I ended up a mile downstream. That's probably why the search team didn't find me. Dilbert: Yup.

Boss Falls Off Bridge

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Tags: walking, meeting, meetings, accident, difficult, gimmick, manager, idea, ideas, distraction Transcript

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Boss: My new thing is taking long walks instead of having meetings. Wow. It is hard to walk, read, think, talk, and drink coffee at the same time. Dilbert: He fell off a bridge. Carol: That's why I schedule walking meetings for him.