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Dilbert Chooses Life

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Tags: off the grid, emergency, hiding, help, cell phone, service, connection, nature, allergy, reaction, decision Transcript

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Dilbert: My hiding strategy of going off the grid was working until I ate that berry. If I call for help, the government will find me. If I don't I will die. I choose life! Phone: No service.

Dilbert Eats A Berry

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Tags: google, internet, off the grid, question, query, allergy, berry, reaction, swelling, anaphylaxis Transcript

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Dilbert goes off the grid: minute three. Dilbert: I wish I could Google this berry before eating it. What's the worst that could happen? Wow. This is a very specific answer to my question.

Dilbert Acts Like An Animal

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Tags: off the grid, bored, boredom, distraction, entertainment, animals, nature, stimulation Transcript

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Dilbert Goes Off The Grid. Dilbert: The boredom is giving me the shakes. Animals are never bored. I'll just do what animals do. Well, possum doesn't work

The Boredom Of Living Off The Grid

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Tags: hiding, grid, off the grid, bored, bore, boredom, entertainment Transcript

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Dilbert: The government will never find me off the grid. G-Man 1: He went off the grid. G-Man 2: Problem solved. The boredom will kill him in two days. Dilbert: Looking at a stick. Still looking at a stick.

Dilbert Goes Into Hiding

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Tags: hiding, forget, forgotten, forgot, friendship Transcript

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Computer: This is Dilbert with an encrypted message from my hiding place from the government. Dogbert: Dilbert who? Dilbert: I only left yesterday!!! Dogbert: I don't like to dwell in the past.