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Wally Gets Nano Robot Injection

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Tags: nanorobot, nanobot, health, motivation, work ethic Transcript

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Catbert: For our employee wellness program we will inject nanorobots into your bloodstream to keep you free of disease. The nanorobots will also rewire your brain to make you a more effective worker. You might even feel motivated. Wally: Those robots are going to be disappointed.

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Nano Robots Are The New Health Plan

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Tags: technology, robots, invention, health, big business, corporation, nanobot Transcript

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CEO: We're replacing the employee health plan with nanorobot technology. We'll insert tiny medical robots into their lower digestive tracts to keep them healthy forever. Boss: So, our plan is to shove robots up... CEO: Only until the robots can replace them.

Boss Survives Fall From Bridge

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Tags: accident, falling, walking, help, emergency, apathy Transcript

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Boss: I survived falling off the bridge when we were taking our long walk to discuss business. I ended up a mile downstream. That's probably why the search team didn't find me. Dilbert: Yup.

Boss Falls Off Bridge

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Tags: walking, meeting, meetings, accident, difficult, gimmick, manager, idea, ideas, distraction Transcript

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Boss: My new thing is taking long walks instead of having meetings. Wow. It is hard to walk, read, think, talk, and drink coffee at the same time. Dilbert: He fell off a bridge. Carol: That's why I schedule walking meetings for him.

Robots Read News Of Supreme Court Ruling

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Tags: supreme court, partisan politics, engineers, morals, legislation, conservatism, liberal, guilt, innocence Transcript

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Robots Read News. Robot: The Supreme Court ruled that engineers cannot be found guilty of murder. Lawyers argued that any good engineer knows how to get away with murder, so getting caught is proof of innocence. The ruling was unanimous because no one could figure out which side was the liberal one.