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Hat Monitors Sleep

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Tags: mind control, technology, invention, hat, control Transcript

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Boss: This hat monitors your brain waves and warns you if you are going to fall asleep. We think it will prevent accidents. Dilbert: Is that all it does? Boss: For now. Robot: Welcome to the club.

Soulless Container Of Knowledge

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Tags: robots, artificial intelligence, emotions, humanity, feelings Transcript

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Robot: Wally asked me to scan his brain and download his thoughts so I can attend meetings on his behalf. Boss: But all you are is a soulless container of knowledge. Robot: That's all Wally is, too. Boss: Stop trying to alter my worldview. Robot: Well, look who doesn't like being programmed.

Asok Returns From Fbi

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Tags: racism, arrest, terrorist, terrorism, protest, friendship, relationship, commitment, apathy Transcript

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Asok: The FBI held me for three weeks on suspicion that I was a terrorist. I assume you were protesting outside the FBI building the entire time and they didn't tell me. Because racism? Dilbert: Oh, right. Yes. We were protesting the entire time.