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Wally Drains Robot

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Tags: robot, technology, murder, killing, power, laziness, work ethic, weapon Transcript

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Robot: You killed ten thousand medical nanorobots by exposure to your bloodstream. That makes you the biggest mass murderer of robots in history. Gaaa!!! Why is my power supply draining so rapidly? Wally: Run.

Trump Engineers a Clinton Linguistic Kill Shot

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Tags: manager, inspiration, entrepreneur, risk, irony, catch-22, creativity, creative, motivation Transcript

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Boss: I want you to think like entrepreneurs. Dilbert: Should we take huge risks? Boss: No, the stockholders would hate that. Alice: Should we act as though we have no boss? Boss: NO. That would be chaos. Dilbert: Will we become billionaires if we succeed? Boss: Raises are capped at 3% this year. I'm just saying you should be more creative. Dilbert: and then we should act? Boss: No, that's when the problems happen.

Nanorobots In Wally Slow Down

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Tags: laziness, work ethic, technology, robot, nanobot, motivation Transcript

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Catbert: The nanobots we injected into your bloodstream to make you a better employee are slowing down. Your blood is demotivating the nanorobots and making them useless. You're killing them! Gaaa!!! It's a massacre in there! Wally: They had it coming.

Wally Gets Nano Robot Injection

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Tags: nanorobot, nanobot, health, motivation, work ethic Transcript

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Catbert: For our employee wellness program we will inject nanorobots into your bloodstream to keep you free of disease. The nanorobots will also rewire your brain to make you a more effective worker. You might even feel motivated. Wally: Those robots are going to be disappointed.

Nano Robots Are The New Health Plan

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Tags: technology, robots, invention, health, big business, corporation, nanobot Transcript

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CEO: We're replacing the employee health plan with nanorobot technology. We'll insert tiny medical robots into their lower digestive tracts to keep them healthy forever. Boss: So, our plan is to shove robots up... CEO: Only until the robots can replace them.