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False Sense Of Urgency

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Tags: guest artist, managers, motivation, personality disorder, sociopath, strategy, john glynn Transcript

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Boss: I don't think I'm doing enough to create a false sense of urgency. Catbert: Are you still a sociopath? Boss: That's the easy part. Catbert: Now add a meaningless deadline and some fear.

Trapped Under Rubble

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Tags: freedom, guest artist, happiness, job, misery, satisfaction, john glynn Transcript

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Asok: I miss the freedom I had as an Uber driver. This job feels like being trapped under rubble. Wally: We old-timers have a name for that feeling. Asok: What is it? Wally: "Better than average."

Asok Has Tasted The Sweet Freedom Of Uber

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Tags: experience, guest artist, introspection, john glynn, wisdom Transcript

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Asok: Now that I have tasted the sweet freedom of being an Uber driver, how can I go back to this life? Wally: Try looking deep within yourself, Asok. Asok: You are even wiser than usual. Wally: You'll need a flashlight and yoga lessons.