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What Advice Is

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Tags: help, gratitude, misanthrope, misanthropic, misanthropy, advice Transcript

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Coworker: Want some advice? Dilbert: Why? Can your ignorance and poor communication skills solve my uncertainty? Coworker: You never know until you try. Dilbert: Sometimes you know!

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Hire Smarter People

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Tags: leadership, success, insult, power, compliment, backhanded compliment, ego, humility, humble Transcript

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CEO: The secret to my success is that I hire people who are smarter than me. And then I tell those smart people exactly what to do. It keeps you humble. Dilbert: Good, because all of this was starting to go to my head.

Wally's Passion

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Tags: passion, drive, ambition, laziness, catch-22 Transcript

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Wally: I'm only passionate about doing things that are socially unacceptable. Should I follow my passion or should I continue being useless? It is totally up to you. Catbert: Try to find a middle ground. Wally: A mild interest in things that don't matter.

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Tags: meeting, first impression, culture, interview, job interview, deception, revenge, nice, niceness, nice people Transcript

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Job Interview. Boss; When I make hiring decisions, my biggest priority is cultural fit. Man: Your buzzwords are like music to my unemployed ears. And here come some employees who can tell me about your company culture. Boss: Uh-oh. Man: Hey, guys. Can I ask some questions about the culture here? Dilbert: Working here is like a paradise. Wally: Best place ever. Dilbert: Our days are full of laughter, hugging, and camaraderie. Wally: Coffee is free! Man: Wow. Thanks. I look forward to working here. Boss: ??? Dilbert: I didn't like that guy. Wally: I'm glad we got our revenge in advance.

Wally Follows His Passion

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Tags: passion, motivation, advice, misunderstand, misunderstanding, attraction, follow, following Transcript

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Wally: I'm running low on motivation. What can you do for me? Boss: Follow your passion. Woman: Stop following me. Wally: Dream-killer.