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Wally Follows His Passion

Wally Follows His Passion - Dilbert by Scott Adams
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Tags: passion, motivation, advice, misunderstand, misunderstanding, attraction, follow, following Transcript

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Wally: I'm running low on motivation. What can you do for me? Boss: Follow your passion. Woman: Stop following me. Wally: Dream-killer.

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Sense Of Awe

Sense Of Awe - Dilbert by Scott Adams
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Tags: management, executives, leader, leadership, overwork, work ethic, motivation Transcript

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Catbert: A good leader creates a sense of awe in employees. But I think you'll find it a lot faster to create a sense of "ow" instead. CEO: I need you to work all weekend again. Dilbert: Ow!

Manager Of The Year Award

Manager Of The Year Award - Dilbert by Scott Adams
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Tags: attendance, manager, management, laissez faire, cause and effect, award, accolade Transcript

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Catbert: Employees voted you "Manager of the Year." As usual, this honor is going to the manager with the worst attendance. We're hoping it's more of a correlation than a causation thing.

Removing Obstacles

Removing Obstacles - Dilbert by Scott Adams
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Tags: hinder, hinderance, obstacle, obstacles, management, managers, insult, zinger, zing Transcript

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Boss: My job is removing obstacles. Asok: When do you leave? Dilbert: I think he was going in a different direction.

Why Can't You Be Happy

Why Can't You Be Happy - Dilbert by Scott Adams
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Tags: negative, negativity, happiness, catch-22, happy Transcript

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Boss: I'm tired of your negativity, Alice. Alice: Why can't you be happy about it? Boss: How can I be happy about something negative? Alice: Aren't you asking me to do that? Or am I missing the point?