Carol: I need to go home early today.
Can you collect money for our boss's birthday gift?
Carol: I wouldn't ask you don to it, but his birthday is tomorrow.
Carol: and could you also order a cake?
You'll also need a card and a gift.
Dilbert: This got a lot harder than I thought it....
Carol: Thanks! Bye!
Dilbert: Tomorrow is our Boss's Birthday and I need to leave for early today, so...
Alice: Nice try.
Dilbert: I got millennial fever from talking to a millennial. Now I see my job as a meaningless series of empty tasks. Catbert: What do you expect me to do about that? Dilbert: I was hoping for some praise.
Dilbert: I didn't accomplish anything this week because I made the mistake of talking to a millennial. It sucked the ambition out of me. Now I'm nothing but an empty husk of pain and pointlessness. Boss: Walk it off. Dilbert: I need a job that pays me for listening to my favorite music.