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Boss Gets A Nickname

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Boss Gets A Nickname - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #scientist, #nickname, #obliviousness, #stephen hawking, #black holes, #space

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Wally: Our new nickname for you is based on the work of Stephen Hawking. Hawking is one of the greatest scientific minds of our time. Boss: I like it! Dilbert: I need him to make a decision today. Carol: Toss it in the black hole.

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Tags #work, #job, #happiness, #fulfillment, #meaning, #pleasure, #struggle, #engagement

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Asok: I want a job I can enjoy. Dilbert: You want to work for free? Asok: No, I just want to get paid for doing things I want to do. Dilbert: Perhaps you misunderstand the true nature of "work." The reason your employer pays you is because work is unpleasant by its very nature. If the job were fun, the company would charge you a fee for letting you do it. Boss: Asok, I need you to climb into the dumpster and find out what's making it smell so bad. Asok: At least I'm doing something useful. Boss: No, it's more of a curiosity situation.

Drone Defense Has One Problem

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Drone Defense Has One Problem - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #drones, #national security, #invention, #technology, #birds, #death, #environmental issues

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Dilbert: We are testing the drone defense shield as I speak. Boss: Is it working so far? Dilbert: Not according to the Audubon Society.