The Boss: we've had seven hundred complaints about sexual harassment in the past month.
From now on, employees must wear body cams to r record every interaction.
Alice: Weren't all of this e complaints against our CEO?
The boss: People misinterpret his warmness.
Dilbert: Do you know the difference between data encapsulation and inheritance polymorphism?
The boss: No.
Dilbert: Then how can you manage someone who odes?
The boss; Do you know the difference between managing and bullying?
The Boss: Problem solved.