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Tags: ideas, problems, talking, solution, obliviousness, criticism, honesty Transcript

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Boss: Why didn't you tell me our biggest vendor pulled out of the deal? Dilbert: If I told you my problems, you would suggest solutions. Your solutions generally don't make sense. But you are my boss, so I would be obliged to waste time looking into your suggestions. So if you try to solve my problem, I will have two problems instead of one. Boss: Sometimes my ideas are good! Right? Dilbert: That is a dangerous way to think.

Hedging Your Bets on the God Hypothesis

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One Missile

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Tags: hiding, off the grid, surveillance, spying, drone, emergency, drone strike, hacker Transcript

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G-Man 1: One of our drones found the fugitive hacker Dilbert in a remote forest. He ate a poisonous berry and will be dead in minutes. Can I light him up for practice? G-Man 2: One missile. They're pricey.

Dilbert Chooses Life

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Tags: off the grid, emergency, hiding, help, cell phone, service, connection, nature, allergy, reaction, decision Transcript

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Dilbert: My hiding strategy of going off the grid was working until I ate that berry. If I call for help, the government will find me. If I don't I will die. I choose life! Phone: No service.

Dilbert Eats A Berry

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Tags: google, internet, off the grid, question, query, allergy, berry, reaction, swelling, anaphylaxis Transcript

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Dilbert goes off the grid: minute three. Dilbert: I wish I could Google this berry before eating it. What's the worst that could happen? Wow. This is a very specific answer to my question.

Dilbert Acts Like An Animal

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Tags: off the grid, bored, boredom, distraction, entertainment, animals, nature, stimulation Transcript

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Dilbert Goes Off The Grid. Dilbert: The boredom is giving me the shakes. Animals are never bored. I'll just do what animals do. Well, possum doesn't work