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Cultural Fit

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Cultural Fit - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #culture, #intelligence, #hiring

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Dilbert: We're looking for employees that fit our culture. Man: What's so great about your culture is that it can't be improved? Dilbert: You might be too smart to work here. Man: That's the vibe I'm getting too.

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Tags #failure, #blame, #executives, #scapegoat

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Dilbert: Our sales for the quarter were zero. CEO: Heads will roll! Whose fault is this. Dilbert: It's entirely your fault. You told a reporter that our next version will be amazing. So all of our customers are waiting for the new version. The only sensible solution here is for you to admit your mistake and resign in utter humiliation. CEO: Or... I could blame this guy, whatever his name is. Man: That isn't right. CEO: Looks like I'll be adding insubordination to the charges.

Robot Tries Vr

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Robot Tries Vr - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #robot, #virtual reality, #entertainment, #reality, #technology

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Robot: Can I try the new VR headset? Dilbert: You're a robot. Robot: So? Dilbert: Um ... I Think my life just became meaningless.