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Dilbert Is A Lover Not A Fighter

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Dilbert Is A Lover Not A Fighter - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #lover, #fighter, #argument

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Dilbert: I'm a lover, not a fighter. Dogbert: When is the last time you did either one? Dilbert: Are you trying to start a fight? Dogbert: It's the better option of the two.

Tina The Whistleblower

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Tina The Whistleblower - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #company policy, #human resources, #whistleblower, #security, #confidential

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Tina: Is there any kind of whistleblower protection at this company? Boss: Yes, management is protected against whistleblowers like you. Tina: Are you going to fire me? Boss: No, no, no. I'll just make you want to quit.

Lots Of Things Happening Behind The Scenes

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Lots Of Things Happening Behind The Scenes - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #human resources, #results, #confidentiality, #progress

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Tina: I complained about my boss two months ago. Has Human Resources done anything about it? Catbert: Lots of confidential things are happening behind the scenes. Tina: For example? Catbert: For example, we talked about how much of a whiner you are.