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Being The Best

Being The Best - Dilbert by Scott Adams
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Tags: advice, failure, guest artist, motivation, pep talk, success, john glynn Transcript

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CEO: The secret to success is finding one thing at which you can be the best. Dilbert: What are you the best at? CEO: I'm the best at motivating people. Dilbert: Yay! I can't wait for that to start.

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Boss: Before we make our business plan for the coming year, let's see how well we stayed on plan last year. We ended up doing nothing that was in our plan, just like every year. Dilbert: Why do't' we skip it this year? Boss: It would be irrational to have no plan.

Wally Is Unlikely To Do Favors

Wally Is Unlikely To Do Favors - Dilbert by Scott Adams
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Carol: Wally, will you do me a favor? Wally: It feels unlikely. Carol: You haven't heard it yet. Wally: That matters less than you hope it does.