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Dilbert Is Picked As Company Mascot`

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Tags: posture, mascot, success, hunchback, work ethic, reward Transcript

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CEO: Management has selected Dilbert to be our new company mascot. His bad posture speaks volumes about his hard work and long hours. Dilbert: Ow! CEO: Did you ever dream you would be so successful? Dilbert: This is exactly how I dreamed it.

New Company Mascot

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Tags: hunchback, posture, transformation, health, body Transcript

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Catbert: I hear you're undergoing an identity transition. Dilbert: No, I just have bad posture from looking at a screen all day. I'm not literally turning into Quasimodo. Catbert: That's too bad, because we need a new mascot for the company and you would be perfect.

Dilbert Becomes Quasimodo

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Tags: hunchback, posture, slouch, attitude Transcript

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Dilbert: This job is turning me into Quasimodo. Tina: Is it mostly a posture thing, or do you have some of the Quasi's attitude as well? Dilbert; What's wrong with my posture? Tina: I could ask you what's wrong with his attitude.