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New Company Mascot

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Tags: hunchback, posture, transformation, health, body Transcript

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Catbert: I hear you're undergoing an identity transition. Dilbert: No, I just have bad posture from looking at a screen all day. I'm not literally turning into Quasimodo. Catbert: That's too bad, because we need a new mascot for the company and you would be perfect.

Dilbert Becomes Quasimodo

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Tags: hunchback, posture, slouch, attitude Transcript

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Dilbert: This job is turning me into Quasimodo. Tina: Is it mostly a posture thing, or do you have some of the Quasi's attitude as well? Dilbert; What's wrong with my posture? Tina: I could ask you what's wrong with his attitude.

Employee Hat With Sensors

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Tags: mind control, thoughts, police, policing, work ethic, leisure, daydreaming, control, surveillance Transcript

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Boss: The sensors in your employee hat tell me you are not having work-related thoughts. I have to dock your pay for all of that leisure time you try to sneak into your workday. Here's a screen shot of what you've been thinking. Dilbert: I'm going to remember this as a bad day.