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Dilbert Is Antisocial

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Tags: antisocial, misanthropy, introvert, communication, relationships Transcript

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Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources. Catbert: People are complaining that you're antisocial. Dilbert: I only dislike the people I get to know. Catbert: Then why do you get to know them? Dilbert: It happens by accident when they talk.

People Are Terrible

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Tags: hate, human error, interpersonal, introvert, misanthropy, people, antisocial Transcript

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Boss: What's the biggest risk with your plan? Dilbert: It's people. They're terrible once you get to know them. Boss: Then don't get to know them. Dilbert: I tried that with you and it didn't work.

Longest Date Ever

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Tags: dating, relationships, women, men, attraction, record, conversation Transcript

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Dilbert: My date lasted 53 minutes. Dogbert: That's your longest yet. Was she trapped in any way, such as under rubble? Dilbert: Nope! Dogbert: Wow. How'd you do it? Dilbert: I didn't talk for the first 49 minutes.