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Tags #carol, #wally, #computer, #problem, #crumbs, #crosstalk, #protocols, #help

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Carol: Wally, can you help me with a computer problem? Wally: People usually don't ask me for help. Carol: Why is that? Wally: You'll find out. Carol: I can't log in to the server. Wally: I'll need to ask you a few questions. Have you ever eaten food near your computer. Carol: Um... Yes. Wally: That's your problem. Wally: Your crumbs are causing crosstalk on the protocols. Carol: Is this why no one asks you for help? Wally: It's in the top ten.

Episode 256 Scott Adams: Kanye and President Trump


Kanye hugged President Trump, complimented him…
then disagreed with him on “stop and frisk”

President Trump was persuaded to reconsider
What other celebrities made a difference lately?

Kanye did a “pace and lead” maneuver on President Trump
It was a lovefest

Watch how the haters attack and dismiss the meetings significance

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Dogbert The Sociopath

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Dogbert The Sociopath - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Dogbert: I took a test to find out if I'm a sociopath. I got every question right. Dilbert: And by "right," you mean...? Dogbert: I already lost interest in your end of the conversation.

Robot Upgrade

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Robot Upgrade - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Dilbert: I'm going to upgrade your software to make you more human. Robot: That's stupid you should upgrade yourself to be more like robots. We're the best. Dilbert: Sounds like you already got the upgrade. Robot: Don't flatter yourself fleshy.