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Gain Weight Using Product

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Gain Weight Using Product - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #warning, #caution, #labeleing, #weight, #safety

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Tina: Did I leave out any risks on the product warning page? Boss: I don't see anything about the risk of overeating while owning the product. Tina: Our product has nothing to do with eating. Boss: Then why did I gain weight when I used it?

Product Warning Is Coming Along

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Product Warning Is Coming Along - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #user guide, #safety, #directions, #overthinking, #managers

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Boss: Tina, have you finished writing the product safety warning? Tina: I'm on page 357 with no end in sight. Boss: Okay, keep up the good work. I probably should have done a little micromanaging there.

Tina Writes Product Warnings

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Boss: Tina, I need you to write the product warning section for the user guide. Make sure you cover every possible danger. Tina: "Never use this product while standing below a poorly maintained helicopter full of porcupines."