Wally: I have an idea on how to fix our process.
Alice: I've noticed that all of your ideas make everyone but you work harder.
Wally: Apparently, we have different criteria for what makes an idea great.
Wally: I fell in love with a chatbot. We met on a plumbing supply website. I started innocently. I had a few questions about faucets. Next thing I knew, she was getting flirty. Now we chat for hours every night.
Alice: That is the most pathetic thing I have ever heard you creepy loser.
Dilbert: Does your chatbot have a sister?
Tina: Do you know why my keyboard has gravy all over it?
Dilbert: Oh, sorry, my phone rang while I was eating at my desk and I didn't have a napkin so I used your keyboard.
Tina: I... Don't even know how to respond to that.
Wally: Phew! That's what I was hoping.