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Wally Not Motivated

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Wally Not Motivated - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #laziness, #motivation, #behavior, #medical, #treatment, #blame, #accountability

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Wally: I need to take a medical leave to recover from my crippling laziness. Boss: Laziness is a behavior problem, not a medical problem. Wally: That would suggest you have not motivated me enough. Boss: Can't be that. It sounds more like you're dying.

Wally Is A Maverick

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Wally Is A Maverick - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #health, #standing desks, #standing, #sitting, #laziness

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Wally: I like to think of myself as a maverick. Let the trendy people brag about their standing desks. I haven't stood in a week. Dilbert: I have some bad news about your health risks. Wally: Should I sit down to hear it?

Wally Likes Sitting

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Wally Likes Sitting  - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #laziness, #standing desk, #health, #sitting, #standing

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Boss: The company has authorized the purchase of standing desks for employees who want them. Wally: Literally the only good thing about this job is that I can do it while sitting down. Boss: How did you get to this meeting? Wally: Your chair doesn't have wheels?