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Dumb Questions

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Dumb Questions - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #boss, #insults, #meetings, #office, #office workers, #questions, #sarcasm

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Dilbert: Let's brainstorm, and remember, there are no dumb questions, only dumb bosses. Boss: Was that necessary? Dilbert: I stand corrected: There is at least one dumb question.

Old Sayings

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Old Sayings - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #boss, #email, #insult, #office, #office workers, #sarcasm, #sayings

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Dilbert: I discovered I can insult our boss if I make it sound like an old saying. He thinks all old sayings are wise. Wally: Here he comes. Boss: Did you read my email? Dilbert: A man who sends email has nothing to say.

Small Managers

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Small Managers - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #boss, #business, #computer software, #engineering, #frustration, #office workers, #sarcasm, #clients

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Boss: I told a customer we would make a small change to the software for them. Dilbert: There are no small software changes, only small managers. Boss: Dang it! Why does that sound so wise!