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Employee Engagement

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Employee Engagement - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #business, #employees, #managers & supervisors, #office, #time, #engagement

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the boss: i'm assigning you to work on our employee engagement initiative. dilbert: does it matter that i think that project sounds like a complete waste of time? the boss: nah.

Did You Get My Email

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Did You Get My Email - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #business, #email, #managers & supervisors, #office, #talking

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the boss: did you read my email? dilbert: yes. dilbert: are you aware that email is a substitute for talking in person? the boss thinking: i thought i heard something about that.

App For Random Praise

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App For Random Praise - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #business, #cell phone, #criticism, #office, #praise

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the boss: i've stopped trying to understand what you do all day long. the boss: now i use an app that reminds me at random times to praise you or to criticize you. alice: that is the dumbest thing you have ever done. the bosses cell phone: ping! the boss: keep up the good work!