in conference room.
dilbert: i recommend we upgrade one of our servers over the weekend.
office workers: so, just to be clear, you want to replace our entire network in two days?
dilbert: um...no. i want to replace one defective server.
office worker: we can't replace our entire network in two days! that is ridiculous!
dilbert: i don't know what is happening right now.
dilbert: it's as if they things i say have no impact on what you hallucinate you are hearing.
office worker: you think you can replace an entire network in two days, and you think i'm the one who is hallucinating?
dilbert: i don't know what to do right now.
office worker: your incompetence is confirmed.
Dogbert: We need to do something about our employees being homeless. Housing costs are too high around here.
Boss: Maybe we could pay them more.
Dogbert: I was thinking more along the lines of pretending to be concerned.
Boss: I like where you're going with this.