wally: why did your parents name you karma?
karma: i don't have parents. i am karma.
wally: i suppose we have lots to discuss.
karma: let's start with volume one.
dilbert: do you think karma is real?
wally: nah.
boss: i'd like you to meet the newest member of our team. his name is karma.
dilbert: if you need me, i'll be hiding.
karma: i hear one of you has been bad.
tina tying on laptop computer: "no one on the project team could have foreseen that the problem that..."
tina's soul: you are a lying piece of garbage.
tina: who said that?
tina's soul: it's your soul. we can't hang out anymore.
tina: fine. you were slowing me down.
