the boss: i've stopped trying to understand what you do all day long.
the boss: now i use an app that reminds me at random times to praise you or to criticize you.
alice: that is the dumbest thing you have ever done.
the bosses cell phone: ping!
the boss: keep up the good work!
the boss: did you read my suggestions on the user interface?
dilbert: yes, but we'll need a bigger budget if you want to make the user interface so easy that even you can use it.
the boss: just make it so the average idiot can use it.
dilbert: we did, but we didn't anticipate any below-average idiots.