Boss: All of you should be more like Asok. He is in the office before I arrive and still here when I go home.
Asok: That is because housing costs are so high that I live here in the office and sleep in a bathroom stall.
Boss: That still leaves a lot of stalls for the rest of you.
Tina: I just realized I enjoy using my phone more than I enjoy interacting with you. I mean, this thing is amazing, whereas you haven't found a way to entertain me all night.
Dilbert: Maybe I'll grow on you.
Tina: "Now he sounds like a tumor. LOl!"
Boss: The office is too quiet today.
Carol: That's because more people are working from home.
Boss: How can I do my job if I can't pop into people's cubicles and share my wisdom? Second question: why is everything running so smoothly lately?