Tina: I just realized I enjoy using my phone more than I enjoy interacting with you. I mean, this thing is amazing, whereas you haven't found a way to entertain me all night.
Dilbert: Maybe I'll grow on you.
Tina: "Now he sounds like a tumor. LOl!"
Boss: The office is too quiet today.
Carol: That's because more people are working from home.
Boss: How can I do my job if I can't pop into people's cubicles and share my wisdom? Second question: why is everything running so smoothly lately?
the boss: we'll need a scapegoat to blame for our failure on this project.
dilbert: no one will believe it wasn't our fault.
the boss: are you kidding?
the boss: people will believe anything.
the boss: we just have to be the first to frame the situation.
dilbert: i suppose we could make our lie sound credible.
the boss: that's overkill.
dilbert: we don't need to sound credible?
the boss: not even a little.
the boss is in ceo's office.
the boss: our project failed because of climate change.
ceo: that sounds right.