Alice: Our product pipeline looks dismal.
Boss: It's always darkest before the dawn.
Alice: You're comparing product development to the solar system. I don't know what to do with that.
Boss: What would Jesus do?
Dilbert: Why are we going ahead with the plan when the data says it can't succeed?
Boss: I manage by instinct and gut feelings.
Dilbert: How's that different from being insane or stupid?
Boss: My gut says I should not listen to you.
Dilbert: The test data doesn't support our plan.
Boss: We know our plan is brilliant, so just adjust the data to support it.
Dilbert: You mean falsify the data.
Boss: Let's not get hung up on the definition of things.