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Lack Of Social Contact

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Lack Of Social Contact - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Quarantine Before Date

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Quarantine Before Date - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #date, #desperation, #dinner, #office workers, #quarantine, #technology, #two weeks

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dilbert: would you like to go to dinner with me? women: only if you self-quarantine for two weeks first. dilbert: can do! women: well, it seems i underestimated your desperation.

Wally Sneezes His Mask

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Tags #different, #face, #health, #mask, #office workers, #pundits, #sneeze

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wally sneezes and his mask flies out from his face and slaps him in the face and he falls out of his chair. wally: ah-choo!!!! slap! dilbert watching: the pundits were right- everything is different now.