Boss: I was doing some research on the internet...
Boss: And I learned that there is a secret cia base inside the sun, but no one is talking about it.
Dilbert: Maybe you shouldn't do research on the internet.
Boss: Why are you afraid of the truth?
Dilbert: I predict fusion power will be a big deal in fifteen years.
Man: Fusion reactors are impossible to build and always will be.
Dilbert: Then why are a dozen startups working on it?
Man: Everyone who ever tried to create a fusion reactor has failed so far.
Dilbert: Thomas Edison failed many times at making a useful incandescent light bulb before he succeeded. Would you have advised him to give up after the first ten failed attempts? I eagerly await your irrational response.
Man: Incandescent bulbs are bad for the environment.
Dilbert: And there it is.
Dilbert: I can't in good conscience support inaccurate health claims about our products. I quit.
Boss: I'll give you 20% raise if you stay.
Wally: I quit too, because of all the ethnics and stuffs.
Dilbert: Don't ruin this for me.