Man: Wow, that's a great idea. Let's just do that! LOL!
Dilbert: I've noticed that you are nothing but an empty vessel for transporting sarcasm.
Man: Oooh! I'm such an empty vessel! LOL!
Dilbert: I don't know what to do with all of this.
Dilbert: I updated my job description to be more accurate.
Boss: "I try to do something and then I get interrupted a jillion times until the thing no longer matters." Sounds like you need some extra micro-managing.
Dilbert: I have to take this call.