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Why Didn't You Do It Sooner

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Why Didn't You Do It Sooner - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #criticism, #managers & supervisors, #motivation, #office workers, #problem

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Dilbert: I solved our server reliability problem. Boss: Why didn't you do it sooner? Dilbert: If you see my motivation anywhere, tell it I miss it.

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Did Not Know About The Server

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Did Not Know About The Server - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #employees, #excuses, #irritation, #managers & supervisors, #office workers

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Boss: It's been six months now and you still haven't fixed our server issue. Dilbert: I didn't know we had a server issue. Boss: That's no excuse. Dilbert: Actually, it's kind of a good excuse. Boss: Now you're making excuses for your excuses!

Sarcasm Empty Vessel

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Sarcasm Empty Vessel - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Man: Wow, that's a great idea. Let's just do that! LOL! Dilbert: I've noticed that you are nothing but an empty vessel for transporting sarcasm. Man: Oooh! I'm such an empty vessel! LOL! Dilbert: I don't know what to do with all of this.