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Wally Sneezes His Mask

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Wally Sneezes His Mask  - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #different, #face, #health, #mask, #office workers, #pundits, #sneeze

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wally sneezes and his mask flies out from his face and slaps him in the face and he falls out of his chair. wally: ah-choo!!!! slap! dilbert watching: the pundits were right- everything is different now.

Cooties Contact Tracing

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Cooties Contact Tracing - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #2 weeks, #contact, #cooties, #doctor, #doctors' offices, #infect, #physical, #tracing, #women, #zero

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doctor: we need to do contact tracing to determine who else you might have infected with cooties. how may women have you had physical contact with in the past two weeks? dilbert: i'd rather not say. doctor: i'll put you down for zero.

Cooties Diagnosis

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Cooties Diagnosis - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #confirmed, #cooties, #diagnosis, #doctor, #medicine, #opinion, #professional, #skepticism, #symptom, #test

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doctor: in my professional opinion, you have a bad case of the cooties. we don't have any tests for cooties, but the main symptom is skepticism, and you have that. dilbert: cooties are not real. doctor: diagnosis confirmed.