doctor: looks like you have a bad case of jargon poisoning.
doctor: i'll write you a prescription for jargon-canceling headphones. they translate jargon words to normal words.
office worker: let's stay in our swim lane while the tiger teams get buy-in on the verticals.
dilbert hears this with headphones: nothing, nothing, nothing.
ted: let's plan a huddle to ideate around that opportunity.
dilbert visually distressed and yelling: gaaa!!! i have jargon poisoning!
ted: i'll send you a calendar invite.
dilbert has fell over and feet are in air.
dibert, the boss and ask at conference table.
the boss: our plan for reducing turnover is to encourage smoking.
the boss: that way, everyone gets a relaxing smoke break several times per day.
dilbert: or non-smokers could take breaks.
the boss: now i wish you had been in the meeting when we planned this.