Boss: This is Sean from the extreme marketing department. He's here to tell us about our new brainwashing technology.
Dilbert: I don't approve of brainwashing.
Sean: That's why I'm going to do you first.
Boss: We've moved past the old notation of customer loyalty. Now we use science to manipulate dopamine and create addictions that make a mockery of free will.
Dilbert: That sounds like the epitome of evil.
Boss: We call it "extreme marketing."
CEO: I don't know enough about climate change to sound smart when people talk about it.
Boss: Try doing your own research. That's how I learned that hurricanes are caused by birds.
CEO: Write that down for me.
Boss: And did you know polar bear hate snow?