Dilbert: The test data doesn't support our plan.
Boss: We know our plan is brilliant, so just adjust the data to support it.
Dilbert: You mean falsify the data.
Boss: Let's not get hung up on the definition of things.
Boss: I need you to help Ted on his project. He seems to be struggling.
Dilbert: That would doom two projects - mine would suffer from neglect, and Ted would re-bungle anything I fix.
Boss: Maybe Ted can help you on your project.
Alice: Do me a favor and never put me on a project with people over the age of forty. They waste the first fifteen minutes of every meeting talking about their health problems.
Boss: Did you say something? I can't hear you over my tinnitus.