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Hard Work Is The Key

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Hard Work Is The Key - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #advice, #office, #office workers, #success, #difficult

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Boss: The key to your personal success is hard work. Dilbert: Was it hard for you to learn that? Boss: No, it was easy. Dilbert: Do you mind if I get my advice from someone who worked it at harder?

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Darkest Before The Dawn

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Darkest Before The Dawn - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Alice: Our product pipeline looks dismal. Boss: It's always darkest before the dawn. Alice: You're comparing product development to the solar system. I don't know what to do with that. Boss: What would Jesus do?

Gut Feeling

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Gut Feeling - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Dilbert: Why are we going ahead with the plan when the data says it can't succeed? Boss: I manage by instinct and gut feelings. Dilbert: How's that different from being insane or stupid? Boss: My gut says I should not listen to you.