Boss: It's been six months now and you still haven't fixed our server issue.
Dilbert: I didn't know we had a server issue.
Boss: That's no excuse.
Dilbert: Actually, it's kind of a good excuse.
Boss: Now you're making excuses for your excuses!
Man: Wow, that's a great idea. Let's just do that! LOL!
Dilbert: I've noticed that you are nothing but an empty vessel for transporting sarcasm.
Man: Oooh! I'm such an empty vessel! LOL!
Dilbert: I don't know what to do with all of this.