Tina: Sometimes it seems as if you don't like me.
Dilbert: Don't be ridiculous. I'm just an introvert. Being around people drains my energy. I only avoid you because spending five minutes with you feels like being buried alive. With fleas instead of dirt.
Tina: So...it isn't personal?
Dilbert: I need a nap.
Boss: It's been six months now and you still haven't fixed our server issue.
Dilbert: I didn't know we had a server issue.
Boss: That's no excuse.
Dilbert: Actually, it's kind of a good excuse.
Boss: Now you're making excuses for your excuses!