Dilbert: Why are we going ahead with the plan when the data says it can't succeed?
Boss: I manage by instinct and gut feelings.
Dilbert: How's that different from being insane or stupid?
Boss: My gut says I should not listen to you.
Dilbert: The test data doesn't support our plan.
Boss: We know our plan is brilliant, so just adjust the data to support it.
Dilbert: You mean falsify the data.
Boss: Let's not get hung up on the definition of things.
Boss: I need you to help Ted on his project. He seems to be struggling.
Dilbert: That would doom two projects - mine would suffer from neglect, and Ted would re-bungle anything I fix.
Boss: Maybe Ted can help you on your project.