dilbert talking to dilbert: well, i knew this would happen sooner or later. you're an example of code reuse, which proves this reality is a software simulation.
dilbert: technically, that's not a "proof."
dilbert: hello, me!
co-worker: would you mind reviewing my 32-page slide deck and giving me your thoughts?
dilbert: my thoughts are that only a sadist or an idiot would make a 32-page slide deck.
co-worker: you'll never guess which one i am.
dilbert: i feel as if i could.
tina: the dunning-kruger effect is strong in you.
dilbert: technically, you can't know if i am suffering from it or if you only think i am because you have it.
tina: only a narcissist talks that way.
dilbert: i feel as if i have no path to glory here.
