Dogbert: We need to do something about our employees being homeless. Housing costs are too high around here.
Boss: Maybe we could pay them more.
Dogbert: I was thinking more along the lines of pretending to be concerned.
Boss: I like where you're going with this.
Boss: All of you should be more like Asok. He is in the office before I arrive and still here when I go home.
Asok: That is because housing costs are so high that I live here in the office and sleep in a bathroom stall.
Boss: That still leaves a lot of stalls for the rest of you.