dogbert wearing face mask: i stopped using good arguments because sarcasm works better.
dilbert wearing face mask: that doesn't sound like a productive thing to do.
dogbert: oooh, look who's an expert on productivity now.
boss wearing face mask: i hired a guy to complain at every meeting by saying, "we have no strategy."mi got him cheap because that's all he does.
dilbert wearing face mask: some would say we don't need him.
boss: maybe they're jealous of his wisdom.
office worker thinking: no strategy