"Ted, you're going to experience an involuntary separation from payroll."
"I'm fired."
"No-o-o-o. It's just that you won't be part of the payroll system."
"And you're not allowed to touch anything."
"The expense cutters award goes to Wally for drastically lowering his cell phone bill."
"Wally, would you like to say a few words to the group?"
"I lost my phone last month. Hey, thanks for the hundred dollars!"