Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Wednesday March 24,
1999
Tags project budget code, switching, code for bald engineers
Transcript
Wally walks by Carol's cubicle. Carol says, "Wally, what's your project budget code?" Wally says, "E473" Carol says, "I'm switching you to E947, effective immediatly." Wally says, "Why?" Carol says, "That's my new code for bald engineers." Wally says, "It will grow back."
Tuesday March 23,
1999
Tags body language, earplugs!, hammer head bob, personal spece, relentless conversation
Transcript
Hammerhead Bob: You can't escape the relentless conversation of hammerhead bob. Buwhahah! Your body language can't stop me! Where you personal space now?! Alice: earplugs, Asok! Ear plugs!
Monday March 22,
1999
Tags dilbert, hammer head bob, im boring, no way, end conversation
Transcript
You're getting a visit from Hammer head Bob! I can't tell when Im boring, I might be boring now and I don't even know it, There's no way to end a conversation with me; I'll follow you to the bathroom. Dilbert: Im nailed.


