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Best Employees

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Best Employees - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Busy To Mentor

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Busy To Mentor - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Bad News I Can't Tell You

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Bad News I Can't Tell You - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Carol: I have bad news. Dilbert: What is it? Carol: I'll tell you later. Dilbert: Why can't you tell me now? Carol: I don't want to start and then get interrupted if someone comes in the room. Dilbert: How bad is the news? Carol: It's bad. Very bad. Dilbert: You're making me crazy, how can I relax knowing some terrible news is out there? Don't tell me you have bad news if you aren't going to tell me what it is!!! Wally: What did I miss? Dilbert: I don't know!